I checked it in, I had no doubt.
I thought my bag, would be safe and sound.
I slept my flight, I had no care…
To land and find, they don’t know where!
They lost my luggage. She said it clear.
She was so calm. I held my tear.
She said: “Sorry sir, I am sad to share:
These things happen. They’re not really rare!”
I did not foresee. This was not in sight!
I walked in there loaded, I walked out light!
My ugly pyjama, I wish you were here!
My suit, my socks, my red underwear!
Oh man, this shit..
They should make it right..
I’ve nothing to wear!
I am nudist tonight..
If one thing I learned, my biggest highlight:
Check-in no bag, hold your things tight!