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1…
2…
3…
Looos!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Dieses Mal muss ich gewinnen!
Du wirst mich nicht \u00fcberholen…
Nicht beim \u00dc80-Rollator-Marathon!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Ich erinnere mich an unsere erste Begegnung,
vor etwa f\u00fcnf Jahren.
Du hattest mir geholfen, mit meinem Rollator in den Zug zu steigen.
Ich dachte: “Was f\u00fcr ein s\u00fcsser Gentleman!”
Deine grauen, feinen Haare und deine silber-blaue Krawatte
liessen meine Gedanken 60 Jahre j\u00fcnger werden,
und meine Emotionen standen in Flammen!
Du hattest nach meiner Nummer gefragt,
und der Rest… war Geschichte.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Ich erinnere mich an unser erstes Date.
Hattest du damals wirklich einen Rollator,
oder hast du nur so getan,
damit wir uns auf Augenh\u00f6he begegnen?
Wie oft bekommt eine Frau \u00fcber 80 noch eine Rose?
Wir sprachen \u00fcber unser langes Leben,
w\u00e4hrend wir einen unglaublich langsamen Spaziergang machten.
Ich liebe es, wie albern du sein kannst,
wie du mir zuzwinkerst.
In deinen Augenfalten sehe ich Welten,
tausend Geschichten,
die sich dort erz\u00e4hlen.
\u00dc80 bist du,
aber mit \u00dc800 Leben,
und \u00dc8000 Liebe.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Nein!
Jetzt bist du schon hinter mir im Rennen!
Ich bin mir nicht ganz sicher…
Hast du dich etwa gedopt?!
Schieeeedsrichterrrr!<\/strong>
Mein Mann ist ein Doperrrrr!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Du streckst mir die Zunge raus,
als du mich \u00fcberholst.
Am Ende waren wir beide auf den letzten beiden Pl\u00e4tzen \u2014
die gr\u00f6ssten Loser.
W\u00e4hrend Gebrselassie seine zweite Rollator-Marathon-Goldmedaille holt,
feierst du deinen \u201eErfolg\u201c.
Deine Illusionen kennen fast kein Ende.
Aber komm, lass uns zusammen feiern.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Herr Doper,
hast du f\u00fcr heute Nacht eine blaue Pille?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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